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July
12, 2003
Pest Control at the
Capitol
Parable
of the Lobbyist
By ADAM ENGEL
While loitering in the lobby of the CAPITOL because
I had nothing better to do, I was accosted by a Lobbyist.
The Lobbyist pitched the products of
Dereliction Deterrent Technologies (DDT) to the Lawmakers, who
will have to chose a method of execution concomitant with the
values of the CITY.
The Lobbyist addressed me unctuously,
earnestly, as if I were a Lawmaker myself.
"DDT has founded itself on termination
technologies of the highest order," said the Lobbyist. "Cities
across the Nation are using its methodologies to eliminate viral
deviance in a quick, non-threatening, humane way."
DDT sponsors a program in Universities
across the Nation called Termination Concepts that encourages
young Citizens to enter the debate as to how to eliminate Viral
Deviance (VD) and other scourges that plague our modern democratic
society.
Two hallmark products of DDT are the
Violent Offender Interruption Device (VOID) and Violent Anti-social
Personnel Elimination Resource (VAPER).
"This is a serious and society-minded
business," said the Lobbyist. "Our welfare is at stake.
The greatest minds in termination technology work for DDT for
the improvement of our Nation's Cities. Serious business, indeed."
Such is the technology that VOID can
eliminate a societal bug with one quick spray to the face (the
can itself is guaranteed 100 or more executions, depending on
the size and resilience of the derelict, or the City receives
its money back) that will neutralize a Viral Deviant in a matter
of seconds, while VAPER uses cutting edge radiation technologies
to eliminate a selected VD with one millisecond blast, breaking
all blood vessels in the manner of nuclear fallout, but leaving
the body clean inside its suit (suits are the suggested outerwear
to humanize the VD in the eyes of the squeamish observer; jacket-and-skirt
outfits for female VDs), veiling whatever traces of residual
ugliness such a death, one of the quickest, most humane deaths
in termination technology's repertoire - no gory pictures or
fainting witnesses - might occasionally discharge.
"A cloth mask to cover the face
and plugs to prevent blood escaping from eyes nose mouth, and
voila, a clean, quick, humane termination!" crowed the Lobbyist.
The Lobbyist's mission was twofold. One,
to promote the various termination technologies devised by DDT,
and two, to push for the televising of executions/terminations.
The Lobbyist
pointed out that large data sectors in
the National Information Pyramid (NIP) suggest the correspondence
of low crime rates in cities that have made televised executions
a normal part of the city channel's program offerings.
I could not help but remark that this
amounted to nothing less than free television advertisement for
DDT.
"Yes, but DDT benefits everyone,"
said the Lobbyist. "It exists for the betterment of society,
so what could be wrong with advertising its good works? It would
be more of a public service
announcement than strict advertising
for DDT."
"But DDT already has a monopoly
on termination technologies Nation-wide," I said.
"Can we help it if we're the best?
In a matter as serious as termination technology, society can
afford nothing less than the best, for the safety of its inhabitants
and the moral instruction of its young. What's good for DDT..."
A thriving, safe city is a satisfied
customer. DDT provided the ultimate VD solutions, according to
the Lobbyist. Results were uploaded daily to NIP.
"This includes technical research
as well as statistical results, opinion polls and more,"
boasted the Lobbyist. "NIP data, as well as other educational
information are available directly from DDT's site on the Network.
As a government contractor for various major cities, DDT has
a high privilege
level on NIP and is permitted to share
an abundance of data with anyone who takes the time to examine
the site, which includes real time videos of some of DDT's most
successful products in action. DDT works closely with city administrators
to ensure quality terminations. There have been few botched terminations,
less than one-percent of all VD's processed across the Nation,
and these have been given the full attention of DDT's quality
control specialists.
"A city is like a tree. It must
grow in fertile earth, under a vibrant sun. Clean, purifying
water must nourish it. And fertilizer. But fungus, insects, viruses,
must be destroyed immediately, lest they take over the roots
and eat into the tree, causing a corruption of the leaves, a
rotting of the branches, and destruction of the mighty organism
itself. It only takes one germ to spread a plague; it only takes
one bug to spark an infestation."
"So you're the Nation's exterminators,"
I said.
"We are the Nation's gardeners,"
corrected the Lobbyist.
Adam Engel
can be reached in the Garden among his fellow Viral Deviants
at bartleby.samsa@verizon.net
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